We Are ‘One Nation’, Says Woman On Gold Throne Wearing Diamond-Encrusted Crown As She Announces Further Austerity Measures

A woman has unveiled the government’s ‘one nation’ policies while sitting on a gold throne and wearing a crown encrusted with over 2,800 diamonds.

The woman – who is worth £340 million – announced measures which include freezing benefits, clamping down on strike action, seizing migrants’ wages and removing automatic housing support for young people.

“My government will adopt a one-nation approach,” she said. “And one is totally behind any approach that protects one.”

She then left Parliament and returned to her £1 billion house. Her crown left shortly afterwards in its own horse-drawn carriage.

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